... I'm reposting a note I posted on Facebook a while ago. It's about words. Enjoy.
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Years ago, in college, my best friend Aaron and I came up with what we called The Gross Word List. Several years later, my friend Rebecca and I amended it.
So here, now, I present to you...
THE GROSS WORD LIST. (There are also some phrases in here, too.)
Hunker
Smear
Privy
Staunch
Loaf
Moist
Tinkle
Squat
Squelch
Quench
Tinker
Ointment
Salve
Slacks
Moist
Panties
Groin
Cranny
Nook
Crotch
Wimple
Meal
Caddy
Mulch
Follicle
Fanny
Batch
Crock
Commingling
Plow
Chisel
Straw man
Slam dunk
Jingle
Custard
Medicine
Eatery
Sippie cup
Clam
Clamp
Muzzle
Fresh
Pickle
Funnel
Fuddrucker’s
Dig in
Packet
Cheat sheet
Barf bag
Sloppy
Slop bucket
Comfy
Booths
Soothing
Kitchen
Milk
Lozenge
Massage
Sofa
Buttermilk
Therapeutic exercise
Slacks
Teat
Turgid
Cozy
Cougar
Nuzzle
Chocolate
Pizza
Hot meal
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And here are some additional words I and others have come up with since:
Scabies
Gravies
Nostril
Gobs
Wound
Fickle
Fecal
Girdle
Dinghy
Stroke
Coddle
Muff
Fondle
Platter
Phlegm
Plug
Borscht
Bladder
Wipe
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Other suggestions are welcome!
What about:
ReplyDelete1. clamato... see clamato.com
2. clamato juice cocktail... again, see clamato.com
In other news: Are you pusing a drill bit through your hand in that picture? Are you holding a miniature world series trophy?
From their website: "People who use Clamato to prepare food and drinks fondly refer to it as, 'My Clamato.'"
ReplyDeleteHa, thanks, Kurt! :) Clamato is kinda weird.
ReplyDeleteRe: the picture: I was holding a butterfly--someone I used to hang out with raised them in his house.
i like the word "fresh"!
ReplyDeleteyeah, I don't mind it either. I think someone else suggested that one.
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